aggressive masturbation

A form of masturbation invented by the famous SavageRealm. Aggresive masturbation is masturbating so hard that the skin of your dick comes off.

Pass me some lotion bitch I'm boutta do some aggressive masturbation.

by twitch strivexd February 18, 2018

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

public masturbation

Masturbation in public, makes you very horney to see a guy watching you.

How to do Public Masturbation Eg:Sitting on a bus with a cleanly shaven pussy and no pants with tiny skirt, gently open my legs to the guy sitting oposite, start to masturbate and finger yourself watching his stare, sometime they join in wanking and can be know to miss they bus. Makes you horney as hell. Sometime do it hairbrushin

by MbGirl December 29, 2007

anul masturbation

Inserting something up the ass that increases pleasure, like a didlo, or a string of beads.
Can be done by both male AND female. Males are not gay if they masturbate anully.

anul masturbation

"I anully masturbated last night, and the orgasm was intense!

by Jake__ January 9, 2008

Prone Masturbation

atypical masturbatory style in the face-down position that is commonly blamed for Erectile Dysfunction and male orgasmic disorder (delayed ejaculation).

A: Dude, the other day I was on the ground doing push-ups when I got a boner...but when it rubbed the ground it felt good.

B: Man, that's prone masturbation, it's bad for your dick.

by Raunchy Riggs November 2, 2010

masturbation

The act of cumming onto one's keyboard after watching a porn video clip.

"Oh damn now I have to clean my keyboard because of my masturbation."

by Maximus Cox January 9, 2008