A rare blood disease with root in the middle east. Malaysia minor has symptoms of thickening of blood to the advent of unbelievable stories (due to the substantially increased blood pressure) from those afflicted.
There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.
There is currently no known cure for Malaysia Minor. The only relief of it's symptoms comes from cutting the tips of ones fingers to relieve blood pressure in the body.
Rob, suffering from the rare blood disease Malaysia Minor, needed to relieve his blood pressure daily to avoid telling fallacious stories to co-workers.
by krobqaguy July 29, 2008
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Son, you've been working on that car all day. Why don't you go wash up before supper? Your mom's making meatloaf, and it looks like someone gave you a malaysian manicure.
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Rhys,
You are the thing that keeps my heart beating. You make me breathe even though when I am with you I feel breathless. You make my heart flutter as if 1000 butterflies just decided to fly at once inside me. When you kiss me, I fall in love with you even more and when you pull away, I struggle to open my eyes. I watch all these movies with all these amazing romances and compare them to ours and just sit there and think, they just can't possibly compare to us. Just thinking about you . . . even now, makes me smile. I am always smiling around you always smiling when I'm thinking about you. When I'm away from you I can't bring myself to smile. I always want to grab my phone and text you just to know if you're thinking about me too. I have had boyfriends before. . . But none, not one has made me feel the way you make me feel. I know for a fact that I am in love with you, this doesn't feel like a little high school, or a school kid relationship. This is the real deal, I see us getting married and spending our lives together. I love you so much Rhys. This is a forever thing. <3
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24.4.10
Rhys,
You are the thing that keeps my heart beating. You make me breathe even though when I am with you I feel breathless. You make my heart flutter as if 1000 butterflies just decided to fly at once inside me. When you kiss me, I fall in love with you even more and when you pull away, I struggle to open my eyes. I watch all these movies with all these amazing romances and compare them to ours and just sit there and think, they just can't possibly compare to us. Just thinking about you . . . even now, makes me smile. I am always smiling around you always smiling when I'm thinking about you. When I'm away from you I can't bring myself to smile. I always want to grab my phone and text you just to know if you're thinking about me too. I have had boyfriends before. . . But none, not one has made me feel the way you make me feel. I know for a fact that I am in love with you, this doesn't feel like a little high school, or a school kid relationship. This is the real deal, I see us getting married and spending our lives together. I love you so much Rhys. This is a forever thing. <3
<3 Rhys and Mackayla for life :)
24.4.10
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