Laxative Lingo

The constant barrage of pure, unadulterated lies, misinformation, disinformation and management masterbationand just made up non-sense because of lack of knowledge that is spewed from the mouths of members of management in any given company. Most often, Laxative Lingo is spewed from members of management that are completely incompetent and unqualified to be in their positions and are highly over paid. Many Laxative Lingo spewing managers have achieved their roles because of the Peter Principle.

John: Hey Bill. How are things down in accounting these days?
Bill: How do you think they are? The CFO is an idiot. He can't count to ten and like the rest of management here, spews nothing but Laxative Lingo every time he opens his mount.

John: This is terrible place to work. Thanks for reminding me.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2013

laying the pipe

a man who is very talented sexually. a guy who can blow his girl's back out.

Girl my man can lay the pipe!

by daddysfavlilgrl October 30, 2003

lingerbutt

Adjective. The vague, uncomfortable feeling one gets from sitting on a reecently vacated toilet seat that is still warm.

"man, I really need to go to the bathroom! But I don't want that nast chicks lingerbutt!"

by Nikinack January 13, 2009

Linging out

This means that you spread out on the couch and just don't give a crap about what's going on!

In other words your awesome!!

tinna " I didnt do anything at all today except spread out on the couch"

Minka " Dude you were linging out all day"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

Ling tim

When talking about a long time but it’s something crazy or something that makes you frantic so you type quickly and make it ling Tim

I don’t know where he is he’s taking a really ling Tim?

by Thebadspeller July 4, 2020

lingala

A bantu language used byover 8 million lingua franca in northern parts of congo and the Democratic Republic Of Congo {Zaire}.

LINgala

by Butterfly_sk April 18, 2022

Intra-lingo

Communication between ethnic groups or races that is meant not to be shared outside of that group or race.

A lot of negative information about people in this country is communicated by way of intra-lingo

by Portia B. January 20, 2009