When you hook up with a man who has a huge, well....you know. This well endowed man is called a logger.
Gretchen: I can't get out of bed today. Last night I took a logger home for the night.
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
Regina: Gretchen, quit trying to make logger happen. It's not going to happen!
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by pork tender-loin May 24, 2010
Get the lick lager mug.v. to slowly envelop a hugely erect penis by method of deepthroat and gently suck until you can feel the guy beginning to cum,in which case you remove the penis from your lips and he proceeds to blow cum over your nose and mouth, so it looks like you have just drank a pint o' lager. It is particularly unnerving if this occurs during a boardroom meeting where one is under the table looking for a pen, consumes a pint 'o lager and have to explain said lager stain to the members of the board who did not partake in any beverage of any kind.
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Get the pint o' lager mug.The unseen being who visits your bed after a night out on beer and curry and leaves various brown stains on the sheets.
Suzzanah: Yo what the f*** has happened to our sheets.
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
Tre: Damn bitch I had a few beers and a curry last night I think logger must have stopped by while i was passed out!
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Get the Logger mug.When somebody is an upstanding human, caring about others. Somebody who goes out and helps the homeless, defends those with no advocates, and loves all dogs. A person who goes out of their way to be a good human no matter what horrible people throw at them, they never let it get to them and will always keep fighting for what's right.
"You took went to work, handed out care packages to homeless, did a few hours at the food bank, and made it to your kid's little league game to cheer them and the other kids on? You're a regular Chad Loder my dude!"
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