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Jordan Carey List

A carefully defined pointing system in which men or women compete for the most "points" alloted for sexual conquests. For example, a point is rewarded for a conquest for every 2 years higher/lower than your own. Another for STDs being transmited, some for unwanted pregnancy, ethnicity, overall atractiveness of the woman/man etc.
Feautred in the movie Carrie 2, and now becoming a cultural phenomenon objectifying woman and turning sex into a game, the pointing system is becoming more and more used in North America, with some word of it spreading to Europe (since foreigners are worth points too).
Tony: "Yo, how many points did you score on the Jordan Carey list last night?"
Luc: "4! She was 21, a cripple, black, and from Brazil! She wouldnt let me have a 3-way with her friend though. That would have been 6 more!"
by Jamie Spencer October 27, 2007
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Lissa

One of the most sacred creatures. Never pass this one up. She will listen to you, talk to you and like you for who you are. Basically, she is AMAZING.
You know, Lissa totally caught a Gwar jugular vein bloodspout directly in the face and then took some wicked awesome photos that night. Basically, she is AMAZING.
by LISSA13 December 15, 2008
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Lints

Lonesome pints: going for a few pints on your own, a time for quiet reflection.

Guyints
"Are we going for a few beers later?"
"Nah, I think I'll have a few lints instead"
by TheRavenPrince February 27, 2019
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"The List"

"The List" is a compilation of all the hot guys in a specific group (your school, band, etc), with #1 being the hottest.
Rules of the list are determined by the list makers.
Person A: Guess what! I just added Mike to "The List"!
Person B: Ooh! Add Ethan!
Person A: EWH WHAT?
by Alpha Kennybody December 20, 2008
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Hits Listener

A person that only listens to the most popular tracks by a band or artist. The main audience for psuedo-indie bands and/or electronic musicians.
Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Ariel Pink's latest?"

Person 2: "No I haven't, but I'll download their discography and listen to the first three tracks in order of popularity on Last.Fm - then I'll tell you."

Person 1: "You big Hits Listener."
by BlackPenguinPants December 20, 2010
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Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer
guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener
by 19inchCockdmme April 1, 2020
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do you listen to girl in red?

modern way of asking if someone's a friend of Dorothy (gay)
girl#1: hey do you listen to girl in red? *preparing to simp*
basic white bitch girl#2: taylor swift???
girl#1: smh *potential simp mode dropped*
by urgaymwahmwah October 18, 2020
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