one who has difficulty understanding their girlfriend, usually coming of Chinese decent with the physical aspects of being tall and thin. Male descendants of the Leu family currently located in Plano, TX
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.
WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.
WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!
Look at that phase laser in that shop!
That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
Look at that phase laser in that shop!
That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
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I don’t know how that disgusting Matt Lauer got this far in life. Just the thought of him pulling out his pecker makes me lose my appetite.
by The Real Canadian April 14, 2021
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Pronounced as 'loo-jur'.
If some S. Korean bitch refers a guy as a luser,
that guy has a hight lower than 180cm because she
thinks short guys are not worthy of having a dick.
If some S. Korean bitch refers a guy as a luser,
that guy has a hight lower than 180cm because she
thinks short guys are not worthy of having a dick.
Lee Do Gyung says,
"We live in an era of looks and hight is one´s
competitiveness.
I think short men are lusers.
I'm 170cm tall, so a guy should be at least 180cm tall."
"We live in an era of looks and hight is one´s
competitiveness.
I think short men are lusers.
I'm 170cm tall, so a guy should be at least 180cm tall."
by megookie November 11, 2009
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