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bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.
Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.
by Tommyt August 12, 2012
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Pun lag

The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.
John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!
by A true mon ami September 6, 2013
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Lag Nag

An individuation who repeatedly blames poor gaming performance on their internet connection.
Lag, lag, lag; that's all I hear from you. The fattest pipe in the world won't make up for the fact you're a noob. So quit your belly aching you lag nag.
by hectorreborn May 11, 2012
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Lag Bags

Noun.

An older woman's breasts which still have breast implants, and it is obvious that they are there, because the breasts would have naturally deteriorated by now.
"Qurl did u sea La Fawnduh's Lag Bags?!"

"Yea! That bitch be almost 70 and they stil be up!"
by iRideDragons June 2, 2012
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Disney lag

when you are exausted after a day at Disneyland.
dude, I slept like 20 hours after we went to Disneyland. It was a total case of Disney lag.
by superbadedgar March 20, 2011
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Light lag

When vehicles stopped at a red light are preoccupied with things other than driving (cell phones typically), and spend extra time stopped before moving.
There was so much light lag, only three cars made it through the intersection
by Aeroscout January 16, 2023
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max lag

a far right politician, white supremaciest and leader of the paramilitary group, HOG. often enjoys riding into the northern territory on his harley davidson and hunting down blackies, which he hates. a strong user of anti climax spray and uses at least fifty durex condoms per round.
dude, i think i just saw max lag coming back from his most recent blackie hunt!
by mythical mushroom October 17, 2023
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