bar lag

The number of hours your day is offset by staying out until at least 4 am barhopping.

Dude, it's 1pm, we need to get moving! Why the hell are you still sleeping?

Sorry man, bar lag.

by Tommyt August 12, 2012

Lag child

Lag Child (noun): A term used in online gaming to describe a player who benefits from lag without realizing it, and believes their success is due to their skill rather than the advantage provided by the lag. This player is often oblivious to the fact that their internet connection is causing them to have an advantage over their opponents, and may deny using it to gain an advantage. The term is often used to describe players who may not intentionally cheat but still benefit from a poor internet connection. However, it is important to note that having an advantage from lag in online gaming is still considered unfair and can ruin the experience for other players. A "lag child" is not an honorable or respectable player, and their behavior is often seen as dishonest and disrespectful to other players.

Person 1: "Did you see that player in the last match? They kept dodging all my attacks, but I couldn't seem to land a hit on them!"

Person 2: "Yeah, I noticed that too. I think they might be a lag child."

by Experiences44 April 6, 2023

Jones lag

Jones lag is the time it takes before the mainstream media confirms a conspiracy theory of Alex Jones.

After a few years of Alex claiming that Epstein had a pedophile sex ring with powerful figures, the FBI acknowledged it to be true. The Jones lag was a big one.

by Cuijk 0485 April 26, 2020

Pun lag

The delay in time it may take a person to understand a pun which he or she has heard or read. May apply mostly to intentional puns conveyed during direct conversations, and may be strongly connected to somewhat far-fetched puns.

John: I'm attending the International Festival of Tango.
Roger: That sounds Cash.
John (10 seconds later): Ohhhh, as in the movie "Tango & Cash"...
Roger: C'mon John, that's a ten second pun lag!

by A true mon ami September 6, 2013

Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough

Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag

by What's fappenin November 20, 2017

ad lag

Noun. The internet lag one experiences from too many advertisements. Usually a consequence of visiting adult, free streaming, etc sites without ad blockers and/or adware/malware/virus infection.

"I tried to juice my root chakra but all the ad lag ruined my nut sauce recipe! P.S. you might wanna Malwarebytes your PC. I wasn't patient zero but I def didn't quarantine my dick sneeze if you know what I mean."

by DatNguh19 October 16, 2020

lifehacker lag

The lag of a small website resulting from a link posted on lifehacker.com

This site is so slow. It must be suffering from lifehacker lag.

by coreyjo January 28, 2014