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kristen stewart

a really pretty American actress who has been in a lot of movies, such as Speak, The Messengers, In the Land of Women, Panic Room, Catch that Kid(wasn't that good to me), and plays Bella Swan in Twilight.
"Hey, who's that chick that plays Bella Swan in Twilight?"

"Thats Kristen Stewart! Jeez you really need to know your stuff!"

"I know. OHHHH YAAAAAAAA shes in Twilight!"

"Thats what I just said dammit!!!!!!!!"
by doodlebug4 May 26, 2008
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Koustubh

You are such a Koustubh
by kt11 July 2, 2021
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Kristaps

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!
by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010
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krusty crab

when you have sex with a krusty vagina with crabs which then transfers to your dick.
That girl gave ma a krusty crab last nite it was wack.
by vkp January 26, 2008
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Krista

She is a smoking hot little cougar with a deceiving sweet girl next door look. She’s soft hearted but fierce, wicked smart, hilarious, and insatiable. Be careful, she will seduce you with her sexy curves and big, brown eyes and leave you always wanting more. But don’t give her alcohol or she will become a handful! She may end up having a threesome and will demand to be the center of attention! You will never have more fun or feel more loved than with her. She is just what you need.
Krista may say no, but if you give her some Fireball, she’ll having you fucking her against the wall in no time!
by Big Easy1970 February 4, 2019
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krustface

the above definition of krustface is totally incorrect
i am glad to say that jonathan smith has been cured of krustface
by anglosaxon December 16, 2004
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kristen

kristen is a usually funny girl who loves to party. she has a camera roll full of memes and always cracks a joke at the wrong time. she’s shy at first, but once you get to know her, she’s really loud. she doesn’t think she’s pretty, but she really is. she’s really nice, but when you get on her bad side, you’ll regret it.
oh my god, kristen sent me the best memes last night.
by peachybitch December 19, 2018
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