Akin to housewife's knee, swimmer's ear, footballer's wife, and other such afflictions acquired by engaging in too much of one thing. Not that there's such thing as TOO MUCH sex. But if there were, feeling the pain of the strained, overworked knob would tell you enough is enough! IF there were. Rider's Knob would be your knob's way of saying "I can't take this shit no more, let's just keep it between you and me for a while, no more o' that ol' pussayyyyy." But that's coz your knob is gay! Mine says, "I'm fuckin' wrecked, but I'll play through the pain coz it's worth it!" That's a good knob.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. McGhee. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
Milkman to Mrs. McGhee. He certainly missed his gee.
"Can't ride you today, Mrs. Gloria Spot. I've got Rider's Knob."
Milkman to Mrs. Gloria Spot. Certainly missed her G-Spot.
"Can't ride you today, girlfriend. I've got no penis. I mean... emm... I've got Rider's Knob. Yes. That's it."
Joe to his girlfriend. Certainly missed his chance. I'll take that, then.
by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 17, 2008
Get the Rider's Knobmug. Me and my girlfriend were having wild butt sex and she farted on me, now all the guys say I've been fart knobbed...
by tnt dynamite September 28, 2013
Get the fart knobbedmug. Focus knobs are beastly as an avocado. YE WHO SAYS THIS NAME SHALL BE BLESSED BY AN AVOCADO SOME DAY
by Focus knob May 8, 2017
Get the focus knobmug. steve: why is your knob covered in knob cheese ( or knob chedder) ?
adam: oh yes i often wank and do not clean up in case i have too buy new tissues
adam: oh yes i often wank and do not clean up in case i have too buy new tissues
by fillopean fart June 2, 2009
Get the knob cheddermug. Cindy at work is so hot she gave me a raging hard on. In order for anyone else not to see it I gave it a knob jam.
by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
Get the knob jammug. I feel like knobbing-off
by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010
Get the Knobbing-Offmug. A: What is the equivalence to a chuckle-fucker in the DJ scene?
B: DJ Hoe?
C: I've been told their called Knob Twisters
GROUP: lulz
B: DJ Hoe?
C: I've been told their called Knob Twisters
GROUP: lulz
by @Notjoesantiago November 25, 2014
Get the Knob Twistersmug.