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Jessie

Jessie may sound like a girl name but it's a guy name, too. They are nice, caring, loveable, handsome, PACKEDšŸ„“šŸ†, funny, and just a good person in general. They'll check up on you asking how you've been. They sometimes play GTA 23/7. They can stay on call with you ALL night asking you questions. They'll buy you things without asking you, they'll make you feel good, happy and maybe he'll spoil you. He gives you butterflies every time you're with him. There are no words to explain how much of a good person he is.
Person: Yo who is that??
You: Ohh it's my friend Jessie.
Person: Damn, he's cute. Ya'll make a cute couple
You: Aww really? I really like him but I don't know how to tell him.
by isa._.16 January 6, 2021
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Jessie doll

When your boyfriend/girlfriend tell you a lie to cover up another lie while pretending it was the last time they lied to you.

Similar to a Russian doll which contains a smaller doll inside, a ā€œJessie dollā€ is a lie within a bigger one.
Jessie Doll #1 : I didn’t fuck him, we only kissed!

Jessie Doll #2: I didn’t fuck him, we had some heavy petting.
Jessie Doll #3: Okay I sucked his dick and stuck a finger up his asshole, but that’s it.
Jessie Doll #4 : Look, we fucked, but his dick was so small, it doesn’t count.
Jessie Doll #5: Ok we fucked a lot while he was dating my cousin, now they are having a baby, and I owe him 2k.
by MeLukas March 1, 2023
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Jessie

Jessie (also called blue) is a weird person that can usually be found roaming around FNaF servers. He is weird, a bitch and should definitely end his life NOW
"yo jessie should kts"
by luvsobss August 22, 2023
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jessie

jessie = term used at the end of any sentence (appropriately as a greeting or slang terms.
ex. hey jessie, omg jessie, jessa.
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Jessie's House

A white utopia free of ethnic minorities.
Man, Jessie's house is stress free since there are no blacks there.
by JoelCucksteen February 17, 2023
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jessy

jessy - slang term used to replace the word ā€˜majestic’
After I washed my hair, my hair went from super oily to full-on jessy.
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Jessie Courtney

A annoying fucking retard who somehow gets on everyone’s nerves. They typically smell like shit, and never brush their teeth. They try to be funny, but never can and they ruin every good moment. They wear nerdy glasses, a choker, and have the feminism supporting look.
ā€œIf you weren’t such a Jessie Courtney, I’d let you hit raw.ā€

ā€œDid you just cum inside me? Your such a Jessie Courtney.ā€

ā€œYo, shut that shit up Jessie Courtney.ā€
by Digbickslanger27 November 22, 2019
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