Jesse Lacey

Jesse Thomas Lacey. Lead singer of the band Brand New. Witty rhymes and metaphors are the foundation of the lyrics that Lacey has ridden to fame over the years. Your Favorite Weapon, Deja Entendu, The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me. Before Brand New, he played in The Rookie Lot, featuring fellow Brand New bassist Garrett Tierney and drummer Brian Lane as well as future MovieLife members. Previous to this, he had a short spell in Taking Back Sunday where he played bass and backing vocals on old records.

Jesse Lacey is Awesome!!!!

Jesse Lacey by Chris M. Thomas July 2, 2007

Jesse Pinkman 

A character in the show "Breaking Bad." He has a tough exterior and looks somewhat menacing, but he is actually quite sensitive. He is uneducated but has a lot of street-smarts. Jesse has been addicted to many drugs (including meth) but has also gone through rehab a few times. He is thought of as "dreamy" to most girls. He talks in playful slang.

That Jesse Pinkman is my favorite character!

Jesse Pinkman by TwilightPrincess April 24, 2012

jessica's mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.

jessica's mountain by jotagion June 15, 2008

jessicas mountain 

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

jessicas mountain by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about by TripleAron May 17, 2022

Jesse Pinkman 

The funniest and least evil character in breaking bad

Yo bitch whos the best character in BB
Jesse Pinkman of course

Jesse Pinkman by ienhanashg September 14, 2021

She's no Jessica Alba 

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

She's no Jessica Alba by lyssaloo July 12, 2009