jean boner

the bumps you get on your zipper area, that look like a boner, whenever you sit down while wearing any type of pants with zippers. mostly if you wear jeans.

girl: omfg! I hate this!
boy: what?
girl: I keep getting a jean boner whenever I sit down.
boy: hahah. you have a dick!
girl: dilligaf.

by woaaah May 28, 2008

jean claude van damme

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"

by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

Jeancy

Jeancy is a young man who if funny as hell. He can talk a lot of shit.

Jeancy is funny

by Princesslex June 16, 2019

Baggy Jean Loser

What you call someone when he looks stupid in an outfit or just in general

Hey you see Dino over there, he kinda looks like a baggy jean loser

by DarthAntho November 30, 2021

Jean-Marc

1. A walking oxymoron. Loners at heart, Jean-Marcs don't require human contact unless they need to feed. The feeding ritual, which began in the 18th century and originally took place in the Catacombs of Paris, is traditionally held once a month. There are rumors suggesting an association between Jean-Marcs and lesbian werewolves however there are few facts to support the claim. Never make eye contact with a Jean-Marc.

2. A French man who enjoys cooking, smoking and playing Mahjong.

Don't look! He could be a Jean-Marc!

by Brian Ralph Johnson September 5, 2010

Jean-philippe

Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that when spotted, will quickly turn and run with his long chicken like legs. When cornered, he will shake his lower lip and his eyes will swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With this skill he can take over hollywood and have all the male himbo's worship him.

guy "hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
girl "The one where he looks like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked on his back?"
guy "yes"
girl "oh my god i love him"

by Gereniuk February 10, 2010

Jeandy

Wonderful, handsome, generous, and kind. The best friend and roommate you could ever hope for. Very critical of strangers, particularly those with the absense of fashion and or common sense.

I just locked my keys in my car for the third time this week! I'm so lucky to have a Jeandy!

by criticaltoo February 3, 2010