jacobs

UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie

You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off

by dildo777 November 27, 2022

jacobsessed

being obsessed with Jacob Sartorius and their life revolves around him

All Maddie dreams about is meeting Jacob Sartorius, she is definitely jacobsessed!

by datemejacob March 17, 2017

jacoby shaddix

He is the sexy voice behind PaPa Roach

Jacoby Shaddix is a sexy peice of meat

by falloutboyrocks0812 September 22, 2007

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Jacob

A guy named Jacob simply loves turtles. The animal, the band and especially turtle jelly sweets.

Jacob is also the most adorable person in existence.

Oh my, isn't Jacob just the most adorable with his turtle jelly sweets

by Bubbles351073 December 6, 2012

jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

Jacobed

1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.

For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.

by thememaw February 4, 2010