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Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016
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ity

Reffered to an invincible person, Someone people look up to
you can't mess with em, they're an ity
by jxorry April 20, 2021
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Mark-itis

Mark-itis is Lando, Pat, Nate.
by Nando11 September 25, 2022
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Fagioli-itis

From the Italian soup: Pasta e fagioli; and pronounced as Fag-ee-oh-lee-itis. After visiting a restaurant claiming to be authentically Italian, the waitress claimed she was the owners daughter and offered us the soup of the day. She pronounced it as Pasta Fag-ee-oh-lee. This prompted the term Fagioli-itis. It means a person that is full of crap, pretending to be something other than one’s true self, or someone being dishonest or misleading with a lie so full of mistakes that the ruse is given away immediately, with the the guilty party being completely unaware.
My mom claims to be 37 years old, but everyone here just attended my 50th birthday. I believe she has a case of fagioli-itis
by SooperJeenyus February 20, 2020
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Akron-itis

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
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-itis

The word people constantly keep using incorrectly because they don't even understand what the goddamn term means.
Person 1: I have videogame-itis
Person 2: You mean videogameOSIS, right?
Person 1: ...?
by metaloxidesemiconductor June 19, 2024
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Old-Mind-Itis

What happens when you forget things or things start to slip your mind as you get older
"That Marisela, she's really starting to come down with Old-Mind-Itis
by Ha ha jokes on you February 7, 2020
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