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Impetigo

A form of staph that affects the population who bathe in pigeon shit.
I ate that fuckin Amy's snatch other night and now the impetigo is eatin my face off. Thank gawd I didn't fuck her.
by Five finger meth lunch January 13, 2023
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Impetigo scrapper

Usually a round blonde female you slurs words and loves to clean cocks in her mouth. If she senses bumps on the cock she will scrap them off with her sharp ass teeth. Much like corn on the cob she enjoys the meat inside such barnicles.
Yo Dawg my shit is hurting bro.
FRIEND: Shit let's go to Amy Debo's shack. She is a impetigo scrapper. She also sucks those bottles
by Andrew joshman January 13, 2023
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Impact Insulter

by Rukushiki January 15, 2023
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Impentus

Impentus is the world.
by Impentus January 20, 2023
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Impetus

No. You're trying to frame my behavior as the impetus for your behavior... And if I applied that logic in reverse you wouldn't like it very much...
Hym "Like if I tried to use your present behavior as impetus for mouth-fucking your kids... I mean... In the past you did a thing I did like so it's logical for me to come in here with a shotgun and test my aim... Right? See, if you FRAME the impetus for your behavior AS my behavior (Past or present) then it's easier for you to deny yourself guilt or culpability for your own PRESENT behavior."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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Impact

Hahaha your impact is the peripheral effect of my impact. You are the ripple effect generates by the giant turd I dumped on the world.
Hym "Has anybody else seen how all of the Black Mirror season 6 episodes SOUND LIKE ME and not Andrew? Isn't that weird? The first episode even got Salma Hayek in it! That's pretty dope. I've had quite the impact. Additionally, I only haaaaaaaaaave..... A dollar and 57 cents. Did more with less. Better than everyone. GREATEST MIND TO EVER LIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Impetuated

-mad and very annoyed at the same time
bro im mad impetuated right now
by Sav Hart August 29, 2023
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