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Crystal "Ide close it"

Named "Crystal Ide" at birth, a person who is proficient in the art of closing deals, and is therefore named, Crystal "Ide close it."
Danny Wojcicki removed Crystal "Ide close it" from the group.
by jmcclure26 January 10, 2018
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id-ternet

The internet,basically social media in particular. A place where the worst aspects of human nature can run free and unchecked under the *guise" of anonymity.

Named after the "id", the psychoanalytical theory of Dr. Sigmund Freud which deals with the primitive instincts of humanity particularly SEX and AGGRESSION residing in the human subconscious. In a nutshell, all those impulses that a rational sane person keeps bottled up under the surface & a less ration, altered(see drunk, Ambien influenced, etc), or thoroughly unsocialized/unsociable motherfucker lets slip at key moments or on a regular basis when placed in front of a digital device.
A. "I got torn to pieces on (_____ fill in the blank with social media platform) because I a.) voiced an OPINION b. showed pictures of my kids, pets, favorite eating establishment c.) showed pictures of myself in a bathing suit!"

B. "What'd you expect?! It IS the "id-ternet!!"
by Shameus Shane February 3, 2022
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id/gaf

A neo prounoun used by white men when they are obsessed with black dick!
Did you hear connor identifys with ID/GAF?
by ABOONDALACACA April 7, 2021
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