Hyper-stalk

/hīpər-stôk/ (v.)
Hyper-stalking is a sub-variety of regular stalking. Hyper-stalking goes beyond regular stalking. Hyper-stalking is what someone does when they believe their object of affection truly loves/likes them back, and can be seen as parasocial behaviour on steroids. Hyper-stalkers tend to believe what they're doing is okay and platonic/romantic, and that their 'love'/'friend' is somebody that knows and is okay with their behaviour.

Hyper-stalk, hyper-stalked, hyper-stalks, hyper-stalked.

A: "Dude, I was totally hyper-stalked by Edward!"
B: "No way!? What a total creep!"

by inluvwithacryptid October 10, 2025

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter

State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce

by Grazzyb March 1, 2019

Hyper viality

A made up condition that infertile men use to say that their infertileness is caused by their sperm shooting through the egg instead of admitting they're real reason of infertleness

"I have hyper viality"
"is that a real thing? also your the worst pierce"
"it sure is"
"i'll let you believe that"

by VioletParr February 28, 2022

Facebook hyper

When someone is on Facebook while hyper, usually from sugar or caffeine. This person will post, message and comment much more than usual during this state.

"Sorry for all the messages last night, I downed an entire coffee and was Facebook hyper."

by Pink CiCi September 29, 2011

Hyper Sonic

Whiter than your average hedgehog, whiter than silver himself

Hyper Sonic! Hyper Sonic! Look guys! He has sparkles around him!

Fun Fact: Hyper Sonic was cancelled due to being able to give people seizures on his flashing body.

by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

hyper

⚠⚠(TRIGGER WARNING)⚠⚠ a fucking asshole who thinks that "grape" is funny and also gets hard from it.

person 1: how tf do u find hyper funny
person 2: i dont i hope he falls into a sewer

by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022

Hyper-Culture

Hyper-Culture: A highly advanced and complex society characterized by the pervasive integration of super-intelligent AI systems and rapid technological progress.

In the rapidly evolving hyper-culture, individuals must continually adapt and upskill to maintain their relevance and competitiveness in a job market increasingly dominated by super-intelligent AI systems.

by Phieyl April 12, 2023