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Horsedog 

A near-mythical creature that resembles a large dog much like a great dane but with an unusually elongated nipple. He roames the streets granting wishes to those cunning enough to catch him.
Matt: "Hey did you just see that?"
Jeff: " Oh yeah, that's horsedog."
Horsedog by Deuce1398 October 19, 2010

garden hose 

a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour
lil jimmy, put that garden hose down and no one gets hurt
Term often heard when a "dancer" or "stripper" crashes to the ground or the stage. This type of fall is a direct result from a blown out strap usually because the shoe was too small, borrowed, or just plain busted.. much like the stripper wearing them.
As Shanaynay took the stage her shoe gave out and caused the stripper to fall in her 8 inch platforms, the screams of "hoedown" filled the air.
hoedown by Jay Mike February 18, 2008
A Scottish term for a lengthy, rampant session of charged sexual intercourse often fuelled by alcohol. Can frequently involve accidental injury to oneself or the other party as a result of drunken miss-coordination. Frequently culminates in the male becoming flaccid and frustrated before falling asleep.
Alright love, how's about we get you home and have you 'Horsed'?
Horsed by Horsing von Gam June 30, 2009

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.
See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

hose beast

Human female that can't get enough cock.
"She's a real hose beast". From the film "The Wild Life" (1984).
hose beast by John H. Gamez April 20, 2006