A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
by Rionox February 27, 2023
Get the Edmonton Garden Hosemug. an art style used mostly used in the 1920's and 1930's. it has the most cartoon logic ever and has a lot of sexualized stereotype girls in it for some reason.
by Maxinezz May 30, 2023
Get the Rubber hose stylemug. The action of jamming needles, or similar objects, into you penis and then jacking off until climax. The semen then sprays out like a garden hose chewed by a dog.
I got tired of jacking off normally so I tried out the chewed garden hose, never felt anything better.
by Johnson and the juice crew November 7, 2017
Get the chewed garden hosemug. by wvmgmidget October 22, 2014
Get the Yellow fire hosemug. when two homies share the same urinal, each having an arm around each other. Normally crossing streams, sometimes even touching tips to create a piss pact that if broken, the other person gets to chop off the dick of the one who broke it.
by thesloppytoppy5000xtreme January 31, 2022
Get the Cleveland Hose Brigademug. by Erik Madsen November 12, 2004
Get the Hose Equity Loanmug. when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause
by the fire man July 20, 2009
Get the california fire hosemug.