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Hoover

A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.

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How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
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Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.
How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.
by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022
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Hoover

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022
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Hoover

To snort a substance intranasally, usually a drug.
"I bet he hoovered schneef off a urinal"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Hoovered

Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.

Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.

Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.

Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.

Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.

Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.

Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.

Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.

Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?

Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
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twisted hoover

One who wants to suck cock while twisted
Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?

Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021
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Taite Hoover

Taite is a cute tik toker who lives in Cali. He’s nice and caring if you are his friend or a fan. No matter what he is there for you
Person 1: who is that cute tik toker
Person 2: that’s Taite Hoover
by Predation trash February 20, 2021
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