A particular form of hypocrisy and double standards. Said about people who claim and expect certain rights for themselves, while publicly denying the very same right to others.
That hoover politician who's pro-life and rails about family values, but paid for an abortion for his mistress.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
or
How hoover do you have to be to complain about others illegally parking in handicap spaces, but then do the same.
by urbanpeasent April 29, 2022
Get the Hoover mug.by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022
Get the Hoovering mug."I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"
by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022
Get the Hoover mug.by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
Get the Hoover mug.Refers to snorting drugs, derived from sthe idea of snorting something up like a vacuum cleaner.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
The term is commonly used in a repeated bit on the Canadian show Letterkenny, between characters Derry and Squirrelly Dan.
Usually partnered with schneef which is slang for cocaine.
Dary - You ever hoovered barnyard schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered behind the manure pile schneef.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
Dary - You ever hoovered schneef off a sleeping cow's spine?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of an awake cow's teat.
Dary - You ever hoovered library schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's This Can't Be Happening at Macdonald Hall.
Dary - You ever hoovered Sunday school schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off the collection plate in the rectory.
Dary - You ever hoovered backseat schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of the headrest of a Pontiac Tracer traveling to SARSfest.
Dary - Ever hoovered backstage schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Jann Arden's charcuterie board.
Dary - You ever hoovered boat schneef? Squirrly Squirrelly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off of Theodore Tugboat's baseball cap.
Dary - You ever hoovered police station schneef? Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a sergeant constable's nightstick.
Dary - Ever hoovered airport schneef?
Squirrly Dan - I've hoovered schneef off a Drakkar Noir display at the hors taxes.
by c*ntopolic January 18, 2021
Get the Hoovered mug.Man did you see what Dave turned into after a couple hits?
Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
Yea man he swallow that dude balls deep. He's a twisted hoover for sure
by Oven cleaner February 5, 2021
Get the twisted hoover mug.Taite is a cute tik toker who lives in Cali. He’s nice and caring if you are his friend or a fan. No matter what he is there for you
by Predation trash February 20, 2021
Get the Taite Hoover mug.