Hetero-Pride

Pathetic manifestation of insecurity on the part of heterosexuals who are not simply content to be the majority but have to make sure that every other form of sexuality is marginalized.

The hecklers out-numbered the breeders at the hetero-pride parade. Let's beat the crap out of some of them like they do to us after Gay pride parades.

by Adidasrob May 23, 2006

heater

noun : an exceptionally attractive person; one that heats; especially: female.

"None of the bros had heater girlfriends."

"I can't believe I cried in front of that pack of heaters."

"Did you see that yoga heater eating fro yo?

by stepha013 January 3, 2011

helter skelter

Out of context/form/shape/etc. Out of sync. "Whack".

Dude...your rooms' been looking all helter skelter lately!

by Disperse December 17, 2008

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

hetermosexual

a staunch heterosexual percieved to be homosexual by gays and straights alike. A heterosexual couple clearly made up of two clueless homosexuals.

Sheila and Craig are engaged?? They both seem so gay. Silly hetermosexuals.

by James Damian Vickers January 28, 2004

fairbanks muff heater

when a person survives the cold of Alaska by going balls deep in the muff of an obese eskimo. usually done by ft. wainwright infantrymen desperate to get laid. due to an over-abundance of these eskimos, it is a fairly common practice.

"do you know where pvt. smitty "
"last time we seen him, he was leaving KJs to get a fairbanks muff heater"

by blueballsandstickyfingers September 20, 2017

hetero

The disgusting act of inserting a penis into a vagina.

man i just had some great hetero sex.
That's so hetero.

by atensinferno April 11, 2009