Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.

Hey man hows your hammer hanging?

by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

Hammer

Another word for cock, dick, or penis.

1. I pack a huge hammer.
2. I bet my hammer is bigger than yours!

by Diggs the Mountie November 24, 2006

hammer on

To go from one thing to another without a break. Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes.

Opposite is 'hammer off' - to go away, similar to 'f*** off'

We'll meet at the bar, then probably hammer on to a club.

I'm tired; I'll probably hammer off home in a few minutes.

by BlueJack May 6, 2008

slag hammer

the spam javelin of one who likes to nail commoners

'you think that's impressive? you should see my slag hammer'

by das jon July 30, 2006

Grammar Hammer

A popular club in many high schools around the North West of England where students can get help with any aspect of English that they are finding a problem.

Having a problem with English? Why not go to Grammar Hammer?

by Gemma Rowlands March 2, 2009

The Akron Hammer

A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.

"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"

by Zak Keasey December 30, 2009