Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.
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Black Reporter: So what do you think of the race problem nowadays?
White man: Roses are red, and violets are blue, and niggers are black, you know that's true. But they don't mind, cause what the heck! You gotta be black to get a welfare check! And the NAACP, would sure like to get a-hold of nigger hating me!
White man: Roses are red, and violets are blue, and niggers are black, you know that's true. But they don't mind, cause what the heck! You gotta be black to get a welfare check! And the NAACP, would sure like to get a-hold of nigger hating me!
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Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
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Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
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Before it was publicized, the use of "Control-Alt-Delete" to break out of an infinite loop was an example of white hat hacking. Today, it is considered a Windows feature.
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P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
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