Gruff'n

the act of tearing the filter off a cigarette and smoking it.

he's definitely gruff'n that cig.

by Scott Crandal January 30, 2008

Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Blye Guffey

A lesbian who has a small penis and is usually at pizza hut

Blye Guffey is gay

by NotColbyD October 17, 2021

Gerff

(noun)In Philly an unusually tall teen for his age, not considered cool by any means but ppl are afraid enough to let him hang out. They are usually not too terribly bright but dangerous because of their physical strength.

Shit, here comes that fuckin gerff lets jet before he see's us.

by Vince August 8, 2004

gruffty

tramp like person, who wears smelly clothes and stinks a bit

er you dirty gruffty, tramp like stinking pog!!

by big dog 1975 August 24, 2006

Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018