Captain Greg

Captain Gregory or commonly referred to as Captain Greg, is the historically official term, of a "doughnut". The hole in the doughnut was created by Captain Gregory when he had skewered a doughnut (with no hole) onto the spoke of his wheel of his ship, thus creating, the hole in the doughnut. Therefore, common belief suggest that the term referring to a holed doughnut should be Captain Gregory, or Captain Greg, not just doughnut.

Bob: "Hello, can I please get a Captain Greg?"
Lisa: "Sure, what kind would you like?"
Bob: "One with sprinkles please"

by Dunkin' Gregory September 27, 2017

Greasy Greg

A beta-male lacking in many regards. Greasy Gregs go through life high off their ass, and get lost in their own grease. Never showers, never studies, never has sex in their life. Can be found in trailer parks across the country. Greasy Gregs are often the product of incest.

Nick: What do you think of Tom? I heard he fucked some ugly fat bitch last night.”
Shaqueefa: “Hell naw my nigga, Tom could nevah fuck anybody. That mans is a Greasy Greg!”

by Hyiam C. Orion March 14, 2018

Stinkus Raynus Greekidopolis

The deep rooted, hereditary odor carried by greeks, most apparent in large males. Particles exuded from Greek male pheremones infiltrate local atmosphere, causing both damage and distres - in some cases leading to violent and aggressive behavior - to those subjected to said atmospheric conditions.

As a result of Nick's stinkus raynus greekidopolis, the class was unexplainably driven to a riot, killing the teacher and maiming two lunch ladies.

by BigRedd June 16, 2008

It Was Greg!

A phrase used to excuse oneself from a sticky situation one has gotten into.

"God damn it phil you spilled puke on my floor"
"ummm It Was Greg!"

"Who did this?"
"It Was Greg!"

by artimousclydefrog January 14, 2012

Greg Loose-anus

A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.

"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"

by bonedigger February 11, 2013

go greek

To go greek is to be a willing recipient of anal sex; this phrase usually refers to the first time this occurs, but can be applied to a veteran too. The 'g' in greek can be capitalized, but it doesn't change the meaning. This slang originates on the US east coast, but hilarious misuse of it pops up at universities all over the country during fraternity and sorority rush weeks, since a lot of them make signs and banners saying 'go greek'.

My girlfriend finally decided to go greek.

Did you know that Josie goes greek?

by Steve Lackey August 30, 2006

Greek Picasso

After a feisty bout of anal intercourse, having the female or bottom flatulate the freshly deposited semen out of a rectum and onto a wall or a canvas creating a spray pattern.

I gave it to her in the balloon-knot, and afterwards she bent over by the wall and made a greek picasso!

by badger80 October 11, 2007