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Your goose is cooked. 

Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.
Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.
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gooseshit 

Scrabble move made without a space between two words, where there should be one
goose shit not gooseshit
gooseshit by cuberoute March 31, 2009

GooseNut 

when white underwear is too tight causing one of a man's testicles pop out trough a hole or the side.
Dude, these undies are too tight I'm getting a GooseNut!
GooseNut by Mad-Chef March 25, 2010

Goose Bite

When a male puts his fingers into a female's vagina and begins fingering her, meanwhile he clamps down on her pelvic region with his thumb imitating the bite of a goose.
Tiger Woods gave a mean goose bite to that hooker and now she is limping
Goose Bite by butt muskateer April 13, 2011

Goosebump Moment

involuntarily developing of goosebumps,heart palpitations,the hairs on the back of your neck stand up,and a tingle runs through your body,due to experiencing strong emotion such as awe,excitement,rapture,empathy,ecstasy whether in real time,from thinking back to or being reminded of a personal Goosebump Moment you had.
Your country winning the world cup,giving birth,getting married,festivals,holidays,nights out,having an orgasm,flirting with the person you love,music inspired,amazing memories... all these will create a Goosebump Moment. Which comes when your mid experience,or thinking back to that time,whilst in conversation,or whilst looking at pictures.
The consumption of too many drugs e.g weed, alcohol, blow with the accumulation of too many pizza pockets puts the users into a complete state of paralysis unable to remove from the couch only the addiction of the substances will give the user the motive and or the drive to remove him or herself from the couch and to the fridge, bong, or glass chessboard placed on the table right in front of him
Spencer: how much weed have we got left

Nigel: urrrrrgh urrrrgh

Rob: he's gooed to the couch

James: lets eat his pizza pockets
Gooed by critizise this February 1, 2013

Goosehound

An alcoholic beverage containing Grey Goose vodka and grapefruit. A twist on the classic Greyhound.
I need a manly drink, but I'm trying to watch my weight. Give me a Goosehound!
Goosehound by VorticalBeans July 19, 2014