Glomitz

A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.

My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.

by SloMoJo September 16, 2006

Glomofo

When a girl named Gloria who's supposed to be all smart act all dumb and retarded in a split second, BEWARE its HIGHLY contagious and is airborne. She can also bring in new exotic diseases with just a cough. But the thing is, shes Super nice, Super Pretty, and is just every man's ideal type... till that Glomofo pops out.. it just happens naturally and sometimes she doesnt even realize it..

Gloria: "Hahahaha omg Steven and Stephen are spelled the same way!!..... i meant SPELT!!"

Friend: "GLOMOFO.."

by a glomofos victim November 21, 2011

glody

Glody is often a crazy person who has a big d*ck and loves rapping (raping too)
Often black.

Example: Why are you such a glody!

by Tosomba Mogambo December 12, 2016

A Glom

Someone with sticky hands. Known to put his hand on things that don’t belong to him.

I don’t trust Sal around my things, he’s not a thief but he’s a Glom.

by AHCOH January 10, 2020

New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!

PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.

by NFGzimm February 12, 2008

Tesla Gloryhole

The act of Tesla drivers having sexual intercourse with their charging ports whilst grouped together at a Tesla Supercharging Station.

"Hey fellow Tesla driver, you down for a Tesla Gloryhole with the rest of us while our Tesla's charge?"

by FUAustin2116 January 26, 2020

Glory Cunt

Someone who always makes the situation about themselves. Self absorbed.

She won't stop posting pictures of herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner February 22, 2005