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Stained Glass

Put your bare ass on a window and fart onto the window until it turns brown or green.
“Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
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burning glass

A slang term used for smoking methamphetamine.
"Yo man, last night I was burning glass and got high as fuck!"
by KurisuTheNinja November 13, 2013
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Glass ankle

An injury prone ankle with the structural integrity of a house of cards on a bouncy castle.
For example - Jack 'glass ankle' Wilshere
by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016
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Glass Client

In the freelancing world, a glass client is someone who believes that professional photography isn't hard work and all it takes is the click of a button to get professional photos. Glass Clients think that everything comes easy to a photographer, so they devalue the photographer they want to work with. They ask too much of them for too little of a budget.

They say things like:

"I don't have money for your hard work but I have lots of followers who will see it! There will be tons of exposure."

"I love your work, but I can't afford you. Can you give me a huge discount... just because I love your work? And if you don't say yes, I have a list of other photographers I can go to instead of you."

"You do this for fun so why can't you do it for free?"

"I just need a couple of photos and it won't take long, so I don't see why I need to pay this much?"

Glass Clients can't see clearly and don't realize the importance of photographers and artists in the world. They won't ask Gucci to send them free t-shirts because Gucci must be passionate about fashion, yet they will shamelessly exploit other artists to give up their work for free.
A: Hey! Did you end up getting back to that person about your rates?

B: Yeah but I'm not down to work with them since they're a glass client lmao
by iwasherelongago March 20, 2021
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High glasses

Tool used to cover the effect marijuana has on the eyes in case one does not eye drops to mask the bloodshot color
OMG I don't have any eye drops what do I do? Here use High glasses they'll hide your eyes
by WhyB0ther??? October 29, 2012
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Glass Ham

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.
I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020
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Glass stan

-A fan of the content creator @latequartz on instagram

-Glass stans are intelligent , kind and fun to be with
Someone is a GLASS STAN when their favorite artist on instagram is @latequartz on instagram

Similar to the term dream stan but glass stans are better and cooler and unproblematic
by Glass stan November 21, 2021
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