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giraffe

“yo brothas did y’all see that giraffe at the zoo dawgs???? it was lookin mighty fresh”
by mohamed abdi January 2, 2019
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Giraffe in the room

Something people will be talking about for a long time if it's brought up.
Nobody but Dewey Cox wanted to bring up the giraffe in the room.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2021
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giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021
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Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies
I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.
by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015
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Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.
Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.
by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020
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giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.
"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."
by TOyoyo September 30, 2013
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giraffe

i went to the zoo and saw a giraffe yesterday. i thought it was daniel seavey.
by lolwhyhehe November 27, 2019
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