Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs

The perfect example of why English is fucking stupid.

Using this horrific language's inconsistent rules for the pronunciations of various letters and combinations of letters, this seemingly nonsensical phrase can be pronounced as "Potato Chips."

"Hey you want some Ghoughpteighbteau Tchoghs?"
"What the fuck?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 4, 2024

Goukai

Somebody who gets 0 on an exam.

Yo did he Goukai the SAT?

by GoatofBeingGoat May 8, 2024

Ghouling

Humping the air while making ghost noises

Halloween is a perfect night for ghouling

by Poop whisperer May 8, 2024

Ghouler

When a man nuts on his walls creating a thick ectoplasm around his room and nuts all over himself to make himself a ghoul.To complete the transition the man must eat nothing but cum for 4 days. Ps Julian your dad gives you back shots

I might try to become a ghouler tonight said Julian who’s dad gives him backshots

by IfUReadThisUrDaGivesUBackShots May 15, 2024

Goukstone

Standing stones found in North America that resemble the Gowk-stane of Scotland. Thought to be erected by Alexander Stewart, an immigrant from Montrose Scotland.

A Goukstone guarded the farm gate

by doogers February 8, 2026

Gouk

A Pictish king or kings who ruled the port of Montrose, Scotland, before the arrival of the Romans.

The Gouk sent 400 men to the south to thwart the invaders

by doogers February 9, 2026

ghouting

may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis.

I'm going to cum, you're ghouting me so much.

by overfender February 12, 2025