Genitalia

The act of being Genitaled.

My gonads wreak of cheese.

by Nudicles June 3, 2003

Platypus Genitalia

Scientific Name: Ornithorhynchus anatinus genitalius

(pronoun): 1 A reference to some person, place or thing;

(noun): 2 A platypus' genitals; 3 A reference to someone else's genitalia(specifically, a woman's breasts); 4 The male sex organ; 5 A birthday greeting.

plural: platypi genitalia

1 Hey, whatever happened to that platypus genitatlia we used to play ball with?
2 That looks like platypus genitalia!
3 That's a nice set of platypi genitalia you have there, *wink* *wink*.
4 That chick smoked my platypus' genitalia last night.
5 Happy platypus genitalia!

by Webster's Dictionary September 29, 2004

German Genitalia

When you stick your penis on the upper lip of a person giving them a Hitler stache

Dude this chick let me give her a german genitalia

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Genital fetishist

The new “monosexual” for unwashed leftists that thinks everyone is attracted to both sexes but are “in denial”. They’re stupid enough to not know what a fetish is, so of course they think everyone is secretly bisexual too.

Guy: I only eat pussy and I don’t suck dick
Tumblr user: HDHDJSN STOP BEING SUCH A GENITAL FETISHIST
Guy: No it’s called being a straight man you crackhead go outside

by butt cracker jack November 18, 2018

genitosis

1.(noun) Bad breath of the genitals. 2. (noun) when one's breath smells like genitals.

You have genitosis you foul bastard.

by Mickey May 30, 2006

Gedison

A group of nomads who roam the Earth searching for Fountain of Youth. All the while fighting effects of their split personality disorder. Their culture begins in the 1700's where the first Gedison, Zekiel Gedison, found out information pertaining to the Fountain of Youth. Their split personailty manifested when Zekiel Gedison was born. While in his mother womb Zekiel ate his twin Jebediah inheriting Jedediah's personality along with it. The split personality is a manifestation of Jebediah trying to over take Zekiel and become owner of the host. The Gedison's are hard to find and often prefer to remain in hiding and be left alone. In the rare occasion where a Gedison is found they often pretend to know nothing of the Fountain of Youth and usually disappear after a few days of the initial confrontation. The Gedison's provide valuable insight to immortality and the sacrifices made to achieve/keep it's secret.

The Gedison's are a dying race.

by redlovely September 4, 2010

Genital Gnomes

euphamism for Herpes, simplexes A through C

Billy said he wouldn't sleep with me this week because he was having a visit from the Genital Gnomes.

by Stefanie A. September 11, 2003