Defensive tactic involves the use of a small and powerful tactical flashlight to first blind an attacker and then hammer fist their head with the end of the light, leaving a series of circular shaped wounds that resemble notarizing stamp marks. Not recommended unless the attacker poses an immediate threat of death or serious bodily injury, you could get charged with a felony.
A drunk attacked me at the karaoke bar last Saturday and I notarized the forehead with my flashlight. He went to the ER and then the cops took him to jail. If
by Cumbre Vieja May 9, 2022
Get the notarized the foreheadmug. by totally not moriah November 3, 2021
Get the massive foreheadmug. The subtle art of buying somebody dinner and then bringing them to your residence where you have an all white bedspread prepped with some rose petals.
The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.
Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
The victim then lays on the bed whilst you shit on their forehead because they are far more inferior than you so they desire your fecal matter so close to their brain.
Used as a verb to confuse obtuse call of duty players.
by GunskillGod June 14, 2021
Get the Foreheadedmug. Whilst motorboating a woman/woman beast on there period you may get period blood on your forehead, you then proceed to grab her thighs very tight and whilst your head is in her vaginal cavity she screams "I'm on my period" but by this time you don't give a fuck p.s I typed this with my forehead with alan and callum haha
by adcct October 31, 2013
Get the crimson foreheadmug. by -haven September 10, 2020
Get the Foreheadmug. The Central Michigan Forehead is a feature common of men in Central Michigan, in which the hairlines consistently recede at a young age.
by BigDaddyKosher May 15, 2018
Get the Central Michigan Foreheadmug. by tempestt.loves.charles February 21, 2012
Get the dumpster foreheadmug.