flamer tamer

A masturbation technique created in ancient times by ninjas. A determined ninja warrior would summon a massive boner, while dousing it in gasoline. The ninja then sets his erection on fire and masturbates until his enormous load of ninja semem has put the flames to an end. Hense the name "Flamer Tamer". (Warning: Do not attempt without parental supervision)

Ex-Ninja Scott: "I've heard of many occasions where fellow ninja have defeated an entire army while pulling a flamer tamer at the same time."

Ex-Ninja Delta Cobra Military Squadron Matt: "Oh I didn't know that."

by Ninja Scott E. April 16, 2006

Ass Flakes

Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.

I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.

SEE POO PALACE

Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

SEE GRILLED CHEESE

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 21, 2008

flamer

flame on

"hold my butt cheeks while i pee dude
no elly, your such a flamer

by uranoob4eva October 5, 2010

Booty Flake

a booty flake is when you wipe your ass with toilet paper and the toilet paper gets stuck in your ass.

Oh man! I got booty flakes because I didn’t wipe my ass right.

by badb123 November 8, 2018

Snow Flake

When a chic gets cum in her hair after giving a wonderful BJ .. then passes out, finds the cum the morning after and picks it out causing a snow flake effect..

read definition ...of snow flake

by wthail February 9, 2010

L.A. Fakers

2004 LA lakers team. Was a shoe in to win the Title, but came up short. Can also be used to describe their fans as well.

Due to the fact they are delusional and live in LA LA land.

LA fakers got whooped by the Detroit Pistons.

by darth48076 June 24, 2004

l33t flakes

breakfast for the l33t supa h4x0rs

it has a shiatload of teh sugar in it

bob: I'm famished, gimme something to eat or I'll devour your dog.
joe: o_O;; *waves wtf flag* have some l33t flakes
bob: lmao

by Big D March 16, 2005