the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

Chinese Finger Trap

Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis

Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!

by Golden Gus April 1, 2019

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005

Fidget Spinner

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.

"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017

Fiete

Fiete is the sexiest person to ever walk this planet. His confidence is peaking and he is built like a greek god. Girls fall for him just after the first eye contact. Hes a fun guy to hang around with and will always make everyone laugh. A Fiete is always handsome and strong and doesnt care about what others think of him. He doesnt give up and always pushes through when times are the toughest.

Man i wanna have sex with Fiete so bad hes so manly and sexy.

- every girl.

by Fergan November 21, 2020

Finger Soccer

A game in which two males take turns flicking one another’s testicles with increasing intensity. The first one to give up looses the game. Common to locker rooms across the globe

I just won a game of finger soccer, now my balls hurt like hell.

by Wittyusernamehaha January 15, 2022

the figel option

A term used in beer pong that replaces a team mate that went MIA for usually just a throw. The replacement can be anyone near the table choosen by the single player. This term is put in effect if the missing team mate taken a piss, droppin a deuce, or just unavalible at the time of his throw. This keeps the game flowing.

"Yo my team mate went to drop a deuce, imma have to run the figel option."

by choppa November 29, 2005