GERBEL FEEDING

to finger a hairy vagina

"YOU LIKE GERBEL FEEDING"

by sprac November 14, 2009

feeding the vacuum

Slang for fucking the vacuum. With a penis of course. Fucking the tube is usually how its done.

Mom: Son! What are you doing to the vacuum!?!?

Son: Feeding the vacuum.

by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Feed the Ducks

Unsolicited, undesired invitation to a homosexual relationship

Jim: you wanna feed the ducks?
Bob: no, brah, I don’t swing that way.
Jim: ok, you wanna feed the snake?

by barffbag June 14, 2018

Dream Feed

Semen deposited in the mouth before bed.

First uttered by either Sam or Emma at Dinting Cricket Club, May 2010

Lady - I am going to bed now darling

Gentleman - Not before your dream feed

/cut to porn scene

by onetothetwotothethreetothefloo May 25, 2010

Feeding the pig

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.

Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

by cantthinkofaname123 November 19, 2020

Feeding The Ducks

The act of violently inserting a whole loaf of bread into the vagina (or anus) of a female, slice by slice

Pierce: Yo are we out of bread?

Dylan: Yeah, my bad, I was with Molly and I was Feeding the Ducks, if you catch my drift

Pierce: Haha yeah I hope she doesn't get a *yeast infection*

by RanOffOnDaPlugThrice May 29, 2018