cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

Feather Freak

Similar to a Wannabe Indian, a Feather Freak is a douche that feigns and claims American Indian heritage (typically Cherokee or Blackfoot); festoons their home with Native American swag and counterfeit Navajo rugs and other trinkets; and revels in everything Native American related.

This goddamn American Indian trade show is brimming with blond-hair, blue-eyed feather freaks in chokers.

You can spot a feather freak by their howling wolf T-shirt and dream catcher dangling from their rear-view mirror.

by First Nation Fool January 8, 2012

Feathered

Originating from the British slang "Bird” or formally "Burd” for describing an extremely fuckable woman, in conjunction with the American slang "Chick". Also there is the 1960s song "Shake a Tail Feather” which has been covered by many such as Ray Charles, The Monkeys, The Blues Brothers, and the phrase was used by hop artists Nelly and P.Diddy in ”Shake Ya Tailfeather" Therefore when a woman has a beautiful ass, she is thus, feathered.

Omg, that ass... She is so feathered!

by ItsMyPsedonym November 21, 2018

Feathered

A phrase popularized by Sam o nella which means to be mentally castrated

Guy 1: you just got feathered
Guy 2: NO I GOT ANVILED IN THE NUTSACK

by Bigboynowandimveryscary December 7, 2019

meat-feather

Noun: The feathery soft section of pubic hair between your scrotum and anus (gooch).

Verb: To tickle said section.

Noun: Man when you touched my meat-feather, it felt so great!
Verb: When we go home and get hot and heavy, you will meat-feather me.

by aslizzzzle August 17, 2011

tar and feather

the act of defacating explosively onto one's back whilst actively ripping out one's own pubic hair and sprinkling it on the shitty back.

basically shitting on someone's back and throwing pubic hair on them. BOOYAH.

The day after he ate some Mexican food, Robert decided to tar and feather his main bitch.

by Sara Sexton, Noel Ang November 8, 2007