fartle

Fartle V; To become startled so much you fart loudly.

Tina jumped out from behind the bushes and made me fartle

by Tigger_652 December 19, 2010

Fartle

Genuine surprise and fear inflicted upon someone by sneaking up and and farting loudly on them.

Dude, you fartled me with that enormous fart while I was sleeping

by Scotteye November 13, 2011

farglebargle

a language that belongs to a girl named sky!

Cerine tried to steal Sky's farglebargle and change the definition.

by crab-butt August 3, 2011

Furbleweed

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.

"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 3, 2012

fabler

Someone who thinks that they can lie but really suck

You lied I didn't yes you did prove it ok I was lieing yes I know you fabler

by Defuser October 27, 2013

Fartle

When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.

Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.

by HappyHeff January 6, 2014