True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.

1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.

by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023

Echoes Evolve

A genre of music where one randomly spams notes in the first 5 frets in really low tuning, in an attempt to sound quirky and original

I accidentally heard some Echoes Evolve and now I'm deaf

by Poofy McPooferson February 19, 2024

Homo Evolutis

A proposed subspecies of Homo sapiens characterized by the integration of nanotechnological enhancements within their biological systems. These enhancements, introduced through the Humanity Upgrade Initiative, have been observed to induce significant physiological and cognitive alterations, including increased longevity, enhanced cognitive function, and heightened resilience to disease. Further research is necessary to fully understand the long-term implications of this technological integration and its potential impact on human evolution.

After his brainchip was installed, the male Homo evolutis began to feel a great sense of empathy and interconnectedness with other humans. He began a human-advocacy campaign that united people of all levels of education under the banner of creating highly educational and entertaining media.

by FauxCrush May 22, 2024

Yarvinian evolution

"Yarvinian evolution" is the system by which dumb people arrive at dumb ideas instead of smart ideas because they think the dumb idea "sounds more badass".

The name is a hybrid between "Darwinian evolution" and "Yarvin" as in Curtis Yarvin, the "Dark Enlightenment" blogger-turned-philosopher whose grade-school-level dumb ideas were taken seriously by the likes of Peter Thiel and J. D. Vance.

The advent of conservative, "red pilled" or "black pilled" memes is a textbook example of Yarvinian evolution.

by snknarf- February 15, 2025

Theistic Evolution

The belief that God created life using the evolutionary process as His method. It reconciles scientific evidence for common descent with religious belief in a purposeful creator. God is the author of the natural laws that produced evolution, and possibly intervenes in subtle, non-disruptive ways. It's the "compatible update" for religious belief, where the Bible's "days" are geologic epochs and Adam is a representative figure emerging from a population of hominins.

Example: "His bumper sticker read: 'Theistic Evolutionist: God's method is smarter than your literalism.' He saw the fossil record as God's grand, slow-burn novel, with natural selection as the plot mechanism and humanity's moral sense as the climax He always intended." Theistic Evolution

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Artificial Evolution

The guided or accelerated process of evolutionary change driven by human-designed selection pressures, rather than natural ones. This is done through direct genetic engineering (CRISPR), simulated evolution via genetic algorithms in software, or by creating controlled environments where only organisms with desired traits can survive and reproduce. The goal is to "breed" solutions—new materials, optimized proteins, or even novel lifeforms—at a pace millions of times faster than blind nature.

Artificial Evolution Example: Using a genetic algorithm to evolve the most efficient shape for a turbine blade by simulating thousands of generations of mutation and selection in a computer is Artificial Evolution. In a lab, forcing generations of bacteria to survive on toxic waste, thereby evolving strains that can clean it up, is directing evolution with a human goal.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Alien Evolution

The study of the evolutionary pathways and forces that have shaped life on other worlds, under environmental conditions utterly different from Earth's. This field theorizes about how natural selection might work in a high-gravity ocean world, under a perpetual twilight, or in a volatile, tectonically supercharged environment. It asks how sensory systems, locomotion, and intelligence might develop when the fundamental rules of the game—gravity, chemistry, energy sources—are changed.

Example: Theorizing about the Alien Evolution of the "sky-whales" of a gas giant: they might evolve hydrogen-filled bladders for buoyancy, filter-feeding on atmospheric microbes, and develop complex sonar for navigation in the perpetual clouds. It's using the logic of Darwinian evolution, but with a completely alien starting deck of environmental cards.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026