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Ethnic Jokes

Jokes made, but not directly pertaining to, one of ethnic nature.
Ethnic jokes are not for ye if you stand up, und listen to me, if you stand up, und listen to me, if you stand up, then you will see!
by Ghandiisms February 22, 2005
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sex obligation ethics

an ethics in which it is wrong to withold sex from someone and cause suffering from sex pangs. which is equal to a punch in the face ect.
by Deep blue 2012 August 27, 2009
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Ethiopian Snowshower

Having prepared by placing a spaghetti strainer or similar object underneath your bed, you pull out of your sexual partner's mouth just prior to orgasm, hold the spaghetti strainer just above his/her head, and release into it.
"Yea, while getting a blowjob during Legally Blonde 2 last night, I totally gave her an Ethiopian Snowshower."
by Gektei February 18, 2010
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ethnic neighbor

A person who constantly intrudes on another's privacy and requests to borrow personal items with little chance of returning said item.

Originating from the stereotype of 1980s and 1990s sitcoms where a neighbor of another ethnicity would behave in such a manner.
"Brad was a real ethnic neighbor this morning. He came into my room and asked to borrow my contact solution and a belt. I'll probably never see them again. Asshole."
by Rick Goddard April 28, 2010
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Male earing ethics

Right Ear = Gay

Left Ear = Straight

Both Ears = Bisexual
Originally if a man had an earing you could only rock it in the left ear which meant you were straight, the right ear meant you were gay and both meant that dude was bye. At some point probably in the 80s or 90s dudes started rocking the big diamond studs in both ears like that shit was cool. Now in 2015 that shit is considered normal. Me personally I rock mine in the left ear at all times, that's just me. Male Earing Ethics needs to be taken into consideration.
by yung_reezy_fla June 10, 2015
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Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!
by Bexxx May 1, 2004
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Ethiopia

A place white guys mention to black guys when all the white girls in the room like him. See also: angry white man.
Biff: Hey Leroy, I just saw Iman walk into that store across the street.

Leroy: Get real. Everybody knows Ethiopian girls don't like african americans!

Amber: Hiii Leeeroooy!

Biff: Damn!
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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