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email roulette

This is when you sit with your email account open, continually refreshing the page to see if you have received any new mail.

The instant that you hit the 'refresh' button and spontaneously receive a new email is the defining moment in email roulette, accompanied by a surge of adrenaline and sense of wonder/curiousity with regard to the new message.
Hey dude, wanna go hit up some sluts?

Nah fuck it. I'd rather stay at home and play email roulette.

But you have no friends?....

Ah, touche.
by Randyy McNally April 18, 2013
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Emailing The Hop

A phrase used to tell your co-workers when you're heading to the crapper. Non-offensive and suited well for an office environment.

Also a more up to date way to send a fax to Cleveland.
Boss: Where's Hopkins? He's late for the meeting.

Pat: He'll be a little late. He's busy emailing The Hop.
by Crop Duster January 15, 2009
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embicle

A moronic dolt on a news forum that uses the least used words in the dictionary and lenghty diatribe to make a point that a short sentence and two syllable words could have sufficed.
Many moons ago I was in the miltary as an officer in charge of thousands of things and many things to do and many places to travel. I received hundreds of awards and so many commodations that I cannot count them all but for the subject at hand I really have no input, just a chance to write nonsense, as to what the commander and chief's job is. I must be an embicle.
by skamenga April 12, 2009
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Emailed Up

When someone is angry and they email the co-worker they're pissed at and unnecessarily copy the boss, the boss's boss, the boss's boss's boss, and so forth, all the way to the top. Usually it ends up back-firing.
She was so pissed that the printer didn't work she emailed up all the way to the CEO. Turns out it was out of paper.
by AbsoluteT April 16, 2009
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Email Adios Snub

A tactic used by people who want to get you off the phone while appearing to take interest in what you have to say.
Yes, I think that's fascinating! Could you email me something that I could share with everyone here? Seriously this is NOT an Email Adios Snub!"
by echolaliababy July 15, 2010
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Email Knievel

One who sends slanderous, argumentative, confrontational, opinionated, or otherwise poorly worded emails sure to be regretted seconds after.
Employee: "Um.. did you get that email where I mention the new policy?"
Manager: "Yes email knievel; here's your last paycheck."
by vagrant66 November 6, 2010
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Ebilzy

Oh my god, that song is so ebilzy!
by EbilPerson August 6, 2011
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