pidgeon ejaculator

someone who ejaculates pigeons in public spaces for money

He is a Pidgeon ejaculator

by pidgeonejaculator2000 March 14, 2023

Un-ejaculate

To widen your dickhole, then use your cock like a vacuum and suck the cum back into your balls.

Woman: “Oh my god?! I told you I wasn’t safe today!”
Badass dude: “It’s okay baby I work at planned parenthood, I can just un-ejaculate.”

by Mr.SexYourself March 18, 2021

Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"

"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"

by Ejubjub August 13, 2018

Uncontrolled Ejaculation

When a man (Fuck you trans niggers) Splurges uncontrollably at a subject, usually a minor, and at least has to nut 10 gallons worth of cum.

Person 1: Yo man I just did a Uncontrolled Ejaculation to a fetus
Cop:

by Ilovemcminers March 17, 2024

Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020