Edison

N. a person who loves to live his life to the fullest

N. a person that is thought to be a simple person but in reality, is the one having the most complicated personality

N. a person with this name should be looked upon and treated with utmost respect

N. a person who dares to defies all aspects of man

N. a guy who treat women with love, respect and satisfaction

N. loves innovation and freedom

Are you going to be Edison?

Don't be fooled by his action for he is Edison

Pleasure to meet you Edison

A very Edison, indeed!

I want a guy who is very Edison

We are looking for Edison

by a man of love June 27, 2009

edison chen

OMG HES SO FREAKIN HOTT. He is a Chinese R&B/Pop/Hip Hop artist who's latest album is Hazy: the 144 hour project. He has been in many films including my favorite The Vampire Effect (also known as the Twins Effect). He also did a cameo with Jackie Chan in The Medalion. He appeared as a waiter.

He is hott..I want to see him sing or act with Hong Kyung Min, another hot singer but he is Korean.

by Sakura April 2, 2005

Edison High School

A public high school in Huntington Beach, CA that sucks ass. Somehow, even Huntington Beach High School is better.

Man: What school do you go to, kiddo?
Kid #2: Oh, I go to Edison High School! Go Chargers!
Man: EW

by emilime December 18, 2016

Edmonton Oilers Are The Best

The best most accurate thing anyone has ever said

the Edmonton Oilers are the best team this season

by MiniMario May 18, 2022

Thomas Edison

OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.

Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?

by I am me. Who are you? September 16, 2012

Elson

A young boy that always go to the club with his brother and is either late to school or leaves early

Elson was late to mr.crocks class

by Ism Isis June 4, 2018

Edonyx

A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!

Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.

Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?

Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.

Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?

Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.

Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!

Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.

O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!

Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 22, 2011