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DutchRutter

While a man holds his own erect penis, somebody else works his arm. being almost as if they are jerking him off.
She didn't want to touch my penis, so she gave me a Dutchrutter.
by clyde074 December 17, 2008
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Dutch Oven

To trap the person you sleep with under the covers and fart.
Boy: I got you something

Girl: What ?

Boy: A DUTCH OVEN !
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped Mr. Wendell's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 26, 2008
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Dutch Sunscreen

When a guy, during sex, pulls out of the woman and ejaculates all over her face. The jizz must thoroughly cover her face, making it look like the receiver was putting on sunscreen.
Me: Hey dude, I just finished doing a Dutch Sunscreen.
Guy: Way to Go.
Me: It was on your mom.
Guy: . . .
by Royce McMillan May 25, 2010
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Dutch Fuck

(1)Lighting a cigarette by placing it against a lit one. If you don't have matches or a lighter. Chain smokers are prone to do this.

(2) Banging a chick who just lays there.
He forgot his lighter and needed a light from his buddy who was already enjoying a cigarette. His buddy was out of matches. "got a light?"
"Here, Dutch fuck..."
I think it comes from the belief that Dutch people are without passion when they make love. "No fire."
by Froggygremlin July 14, 2013
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bitch ditched

when a girl ditches you to hang out with her girlfriends
-Hey dude, Melissa just bitch ditched tonight after she told me not to make plans
-What a Bitch!
by Christopher Bizub April 28, 2007
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Going Dutch on a kayak

when you are giving four dudes hand jobs at the same time, 2 in each hand like skiing but more intense
Tatiana: whatd you do last night?
Hayley: I was with Josh, Matt, Sean and Casey and I was going Dutch on a kayak. It was an orgy, basically.
by FunstuffAllover December 15, 2011
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