When someone—typically a female—is a raging bitch 24/7 for no real reason. This is not an actual disorder like for example bipolar disorder but more a personality trait.
person 1: My sister is always so bitchy and I don't even know why!
person 2: Sounds like a case of raging bitch disorder.
person 2: Sounds like a case of raging bitch disorder.
by Jane Doe I Don't Even Know November 8, 2013
Get the raging bitch disorder mug.A mentally paralyzing disorder usually afflicting a female coworker. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to, downright stupidity, inability to make rational decisions, possible involvement in sorority life, lack of communication skills, exuding premenstrual attitudes 97.5% of the month, mildly attractive (but not really), complete absence of driving abilities, and a few months from realizing she needs AA.
1) I feel so sorry for Emily, she has Stupid Bitch Disorder.
2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!
Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.
3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.
2) Friend 1: She is such a BITCH!
Friend 2: Yea, I think she has SBD.
3) I don't want to hear about your SBD, just do your fucking job... correctly this time.
by NicksADick July 30, 2010
Get the Stupid Bitch Disorder mug.When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
by Jeremy in Denver January 30, 2008
Get the attachment disorder mug.A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em clean to the bone."
by Biff Justice November 2, 2005
Get the Jessica Simpson Disorder mug.An addiction to video games. A new mental health condition which is now in the International Classification of Diseases. Basically if you have an addiction to something than it's a disorder. Weeb? JAPANESE WEEB DISORDER. Like porn? PORN DISORDER. And it goes on.
"Oh my god, Dylan. Get off the Xbox! You've been on for 6 hours and I think you have the new gaming disorder!" exclaimed Mom.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
"Gosh, have you heard of that new gaming disorder thing?" one mom said. "Yeah, it's pretty strange. We should probably limit our child's playtime even more." replied the vice-president of The Mom's Club.
by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea December 26, 2017
Get the gaming disorder mug.Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.
A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.
by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018
Get the Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) mug.a play on the actual disorder ADD; used to describe someone who is desperate for attention to a point that it could probably be diagnosed by a doctor.
X: Did you hear that Alison is pregnant?
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
Y: I wouldn't believe it; she's got attention desperate disorder (ADD).
by grlwholvd June 21, 2010
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