ditchpig

An ugly, overweight female.

"My god, what a ditchpig"

by phil k April 22, 2005

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

tongue shovel her stink ditch

The action of using one's tongue to root around in a smelly anus. The tongue usually accumulates butt fucking residue left behind from rigerous anal sex.

Dude, you tongue shovel her stink ditch after dippin in her basement last nite.

by Rusty McShakelfuckerd December 30, 2007

Ditch

A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.

This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.

That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.

"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"

by EngramAgility April 29, 2009

sex ditch

another term for a vagina yo! usually used if insulting a girl or if someone just likes calling a vagina this.

i'm gunna do her right in the sex ditch
or
I don't wanna touch your sex ditch

by courteney F November 18, 2006

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Duke and ditch

shit and leave without flushing.

It was the girl's turn to clean the bathrooms, so the guys duked and ditched in all the stalls.

by Dyztint December 4, 2003