Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021

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A Distinguished Gentleman

When you piss from one side of a bed to the complete opposite side of the bed without getting any on the White sheets

Wow have you seen david? He's such a distinguished gentleman!

by Firebranddeathbringer March 3, 2026

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distincyt

(dis TIN zit) adj. A portmanteau of 'distinct' and 'explicit'. Leaving nothing to the imagination.

Prima: So after I flipped them hot pancakes onto the plate with the gold foil design -- You know, the kind that looks like the Cliffs of Dover? -- I poured that microwaved boysenberry syrup on top of 'em all ever so slowly, pausing to take in that inimitable smell of boyson-
Secunda: Girl, that distincyt is exquisite! Quit it! You're making me hungry.

by gimmickless March 31, 2010

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Distenglished

When someone reaches a level where they are distinguished enough to be compared to the English; therefore making them distenglished.

Person: Look at Peter wearing that monacle! All he needs is a cup of tea and he'll be distenglished!

by Yupperdoodlecakes October 25, 2014

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Dusting

-When you’re ignoring or falling off on plans you make with someone constantly, giving the other person the feeling of being a bother.

-Showing little to no importance to someone.

Chris made plans with Sasha but he decided Dusting her was a better idea..

by YouMadeMeDoThis October 11, 2017

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