dildo hopper

A promiscuous female whom enjoys partaking in the art of masturbation. May also be used on a gay male. The phrase was coined by the rapper Loon in a dis on 50 Cent. The song was to the tune of "Window Shopper."

"Fifty yous a dildo hopper" as opposed to "Shawty yous a window shopper."

by SKRI April 24, 2007

dildonic

behaviour typical of a dildo

That guy is dildonic

by Hired Gun August 8, 2003

dildo

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.

by Pianoman_NY March 31, 2005

dildo

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

no im not using "dildo" in a sentence

by manwhoenjoyslife June 2, 2018

dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.

Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.

by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009

dildo

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003