Bank Drive-thru Asshole uses the drive-thru lane at the bank to conduct 20 minutes of banking that should be taken care of by walking inside. The grossly overweight Bank Drive-thru Asshole obviously can’t waddle their fat asses inside the lobby, so their only hope is that their rusted, oil-burning piece of crap car will idle long enough at the drive-thru. Bank Drive-thru Asshole often causes an unsuspecting and unfortunate victim to lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole will also not hesitate to use the Commercial Lane. Apparently, Bank Drive-thru Asshole also lacks the ability to fill out a deposit slip BEFORE their turn in line. Bank Drive-thru Asshole would be better served going to the local check cashing store to cash their monthly unemployment or welfare checks.
Bank Drive-thru Asshole's next stop is the convenience store, which usually results in the morphing into Cigartette Asshole and/or Lottery Ticket Asshole.
I got caught behind Bank Drive-thru Asshole this morning. They must have been trying to cash a forged state check which was signed by three different people. To top it off, Bank Drive-thru Asshole probably had no valid ID. Damn...they made me lose the Bank Drive-thru Lottery.
by mad genius December 8, 2010
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Guy 1: I wanna get wasted wanna play drunk driver?
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
Guy 2: Hell yes!! Lets drive drunk on Moo Moo Meadows!!
by Straight Ill'n September 6, 2011
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2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
2. someone who's been doing something for a very long time, knows everything there is to know about it and is willing to teach new comers.
A: I have a dating that is coming up, i need some help.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
B: You should ask Mr.Kong, he is a old driver.
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Get the improbability drive mug.A f*cking awesome metalcore band from Byron Bay Australia taking their name from the street they use to practice on...Parkway drive are 1 of, if not the best Aussie metal band ever!! Romance is Dead, Pandora and GimmeAD are 3 amazing songs by them from their album Killing With A Smile and i highly suggest you listen to them
Mh1:man have u heard Romance is dead By parkway drive
Mh2:yeah man sounds f*cking brilliant especially the part where it goes.....SO CRY ME A F*CKING RIVER BITCH!
YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST
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YOU WOULDNT KNOW LOVE IF IT CRUSHED YOUR F*CKING CHEST
by Little Nicky_SATAN September 14, 2008
Get the parkway drive mug.You're driving down the road and catch a car (driver or passenger) checkin you out. They will either chase you down, catch you at a stoplight, or drive-by you in a parking lot. They will then flash you their phone number... as if expecting you to remember it and call them. More commonly, the car will be filled with tools or sluts.
Barbie- "OMG! I just got a 'Drive-by Phone Number'!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"
Stacie- "WHAT?!"
Barbie- "Yeah, it was a car filled with douche-bags! Totally not calling that number!"
by AtotheAWESOME December 13, 2010
Get the Drive-by Phone Number mug.(FINANCE) a financial instrument whose value is tied to something else; for example,
* a futures contract (future)
* an option
* a swap
In each of these examples, the value of the derivative is related in some way to the price of something else. When the market price of (say) an ounce of gold goes from $1000/oz to $1050/oz, the return to the owner of 1 oz. of actual gold is 5%. But for the owner of a call option or a future, the return is much, much greater than that.
A derivative can be used to multiply risk AND potential profits to speculators; but it can be used for the counterparty to minimize risk by locking in prices, or by hedging against risk.
* a futures contract (future)
* an option
* a swap
In each of these examples, the value of the derivative is related in some way to the price of something else. When the market price of (say) an ounce of gold goes from $1000/oz to $1050/oz, the return to the owner of 1 oz. of actual gold is 5%. But for the owner of a call option or a future, the return is much, much greater than that.
A derivative can be used to multiply risk AND potential profits to speculators; but it can be used for the counterparty to minimize risk by locking in prices, or by hedging against risk.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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