Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.

" I can't believe their getting married, he has date rape face" - Harold and Kumar

by Alex Hakafaf August 5, 2008

virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)

"Man i wish we could go see a movie"
well why don't we just have a virtual date?
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".

by JODAGOAT September 21, 2017

data date

A date that comes about from meeting someone online. The term is taken from the 1981 song "Computer Love" by Kraftwerk.

I'm going on a data date with that girl I met on MySpace.

by Nick Sherman May 2, 2008

Baked Date Loaf

A drunk or stoned date who is to lazy to do any work when it comes to sex.

My boyfriend was a Baked Date Loaf last night.

by Rick from Canada March 31, 2009

porcelain date

What you find in the rest room at a WNBA game.

I want to the Mystics game and ended up with a porcelain date..

by wnba unwilling watcher June 30, 2010

soft date

When your testing the waters of dating but it doesn’t get romantically physical. It usually doesn’t go anywhere.

She was on a soft date with one of my friends before I swooped.

by Phudson266 April 13, 2019

Eteri expiration date

The age (seventeen) at which figure skaters coached by Eteri Tutberidze become injured and unable to keep up with the younger skaters. She has never successfully coached a student past seventeen because the techniques she teaches them rely on low weight and a prepubescent body.

Person one: "I really hope Sasha Trusova does well this season"

Person two: "Don't be silly, she's past the Eteri expiration date, one of the fifteen year olds will win"

by rain_in_spain October 31, 2022