DILF

An acronym for don’t ignite lights forever.

Mom: when you play with fire remember to dilf
Child: ofc mom

by Lucypokemonmastress December 11, 2021

the daily show

The CNN of the independent minded.

While the Daily Show only flirts with integrity, CNN doesn't even have the courage to introduce itself.

by Subaru February 2, 2004

DILF

Dad Id Like to Fuck, a super hot dad

mate gabriels dad is fittt!
yeah propper DILF

by madshitternting April 25, 2011

DILF

the male equivalent to a MILF. Can be attractive to teenage girls making them swoon over older men because of daddy issues or just because they want a mature handsome man. Could be married or single.

"I lost my V-card to that DILF down the street, I think his name is Harry" -Olivia
"Oh my god! GROSS!! He's like 25years older than you" -Viki
"That just means he has 25 more years of experience that can please me" -Olivia

by toeingmywayintokiki August 7, 2016

Dilf

Hot older man who is a dad!

Isn't that Sam's dad Scott? Scott is a dilf!

by Scott's friend September 18, 2005

Dail

As close to failing as you can get without actually failing. Receiving a D. F=Fail and D=Dail.

Oh man, well i dailed that test.

by Wyatt and Millie May 21, 2008

DILF

Along the same lines as MILF however aimed at a male,
'Dad Id like to fuck' a hot looking male in his 30s or 40s

Jane and Sarah were discussing the party last might:
'Did you see Suzanne's bloke? God what a DILF he is!'

by tmoffy July 7, 2009