Dafaquk

Why the fuck. Are you talking to me if your not my manz

Get dafaquke out my face before I slap u hoe

by Djwashere September 19, 2018

Daft

A fucking idiot. Spastic, just all round retarded.

‘I can’t see it..’
‘It’s right in front of you don’t be so daft !’

by ik two different Brady familys December 9, 2018

Dabtarded

Dabtarded.
When one finds him or herself so fried off of them dabs that his or her brain stops working in smart mode and begins functioning in retard mode. The Word, is Dabtarded. It is no longer the bird. It's Dabtarded

Jo - Man I just Hit a dab an now I am hella dabtarded.
Tom - Shut tf up you fucking dabtard.

by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 26, 2019

Dabtard

Dear DabTards.

What Is a DabTard?

DabTards are like Stoners except theyre about twice as Retarded. Its possible for Someone to Smoke Dabs without being consitered a true DabTard, However all true DabTards will Smoke Dabs.(Usually erryday, non stop, no drought. Unless they're pussies in that case they're not Dabtards).

"Jo said to Tom

"Yo I just rippta MF Dab tha size of a candy apple my Dude. Got so Dabtarded I loss me pants somewhere.".

Tom replied to Jo Defensively.

"Your such a fucking Dabtard bro.

by Atotalfuckingdabtard7 February 27, 2019

Daftpunked

To hit someone by forming your hand into a fist and extending the thumb outward, then swinging said thumb right into someone’s asshole or gooch

Al: I daftpunked the shot out of Anthony, did you see that?!
Jay: Yeah, I could feel it from here... I wondered why he was bleeding so bad

by GrizzlyArsenal March 19, 2019

Daft

Extremely flamboyant and gay.

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.

by headbobber1186 April 11, 2019

Daft

Dumb as fucking Thanos, a Marvel villain that stupidly cut the universal population in half despite the reality that populations double every generation anyway.

Blizzard is daft with their changes.

by duhobviously April 14, 2019