dadolescent

An over-the-hill or middle-aged dad who still acts like a child or teenager. The act of being an immature father.

Brother: What's Pop been up to since I've been away at college?
Sister: Oh, you know: egging cars, putting flaming bags of poop on doorsteps, and the list goes on...
Brother: His dadolescent behavior is sad.

by Katya Eye August 16, 2016

Diddles

Verb - To abandon or To leave for a long period of time (i.e. To Diddle)

Daddy pulled a Diddles again.

by John John Johnson August 11, 2016

diddlejam

It's the jam you listen to when you diddle your skittle AKA ladyjam AKA DJ clitoris

Can also apply to men using the same reference for their preferred masturbation song

Hit me baby one more time is my diddlejam.

by DJDiddles_69 June 12, 2016

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017

Diddlewantch

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018

DiddleWiddle

A Youtuber

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr

by Jolten October 6, 2018